{"id":503,"date":"2012-06-14T18:01:53","date_gmt":"2012-06-15T00:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/?p=503"},"modified":"2012-06-14T18:01:53","modified_gmt":"2012-06-15T00:01:53","slug":"proctology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"Proctology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/door1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-504\" title=\"door\" src=\"http:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/door1-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>This is the new back door.\u00a0 Long hours manipulating it into place and hoping all goes well.\u00a0 Oh, not so much.\u00a0 Cheap locks turned into a frustrating afternoon.\u00a0 New locks needed to be had.\u00a0 However, other suggestions came to mind.\u00a0 Sell the house to a proctologist&#8230;perfect doorway.\u00a0 A gynecologist?\u00a0 Why not? Stuff an old rag in those holes.<\/p>\n<p>At some point, we need to walk away from this house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the new back door.\u00a0 Long hours manipulating it into place and hoping all goes well.\u00a0 Oh, not so much.\u00a0 Cheap locks turned into a frustrating afternoon.\u00a0 New locks needed to be had.\u00a0 However, other suggestions came to mind.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/?p=503\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smugglerscove.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}